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PostSubject: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:02 am

"Oh my god, where did you find him?" Dasha asked as I walked in the door with a very drenched looking man. I was also wet from head to toe.

"Buble, I see you met my wife." Jackson said coming from the lounge. "I see she gave you the same courtesy she did me the moment we met."

"You pulled me into a lake Jackson, that was hardly my fault. Now go get the man some tea. You like tea Michael?"

"Uhh.." he tried to say only to be interrupted by Ellie who came running into the room.

"Michael Buble? In Alu's house? This is such an honor!"

"Oh course you like tea. Go get the man tea!" Dasha said running down the stairs. Henry was quick to follow only knowing all too well what his wife was like.

"Does Nana know he's here?" B said coming in the room.

"I don't know. I hope so... and if not Jackson will go, get in the Volvo, drive himself over there and tell her. The phone line is down. And my cell is sitting at the bottom of the lake."

"I don't even want to know how it got there." Jackson said grabbing his prop of a coat and then grabbed the keys. "I'll be back."

"It's a funny story really." Michael stated as i guided him upstairs so that he could change into something dry. The girls that were at the house followed behind us patiently.

"Did mother really push you into the lake?" Rana asked.

"No." I said. "Wait for it." I paused on the steps and put my hand up. "Wait for it... wait for it..."

"ALUNAMAI!" Jackson screamed.

"And thats why Michael and I are drenched." I said with a smile. "We accidently drove into the lake."

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:45 am

"OH SHIT!" I said under my breath.

Mom looked pretty scared as she pushed the door closed so Dad couldn't come back into the house.

"YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!" Dad screamed from the outside.

"I'll tell you later when you get mom I promise!" Mom yelled back.

Dad grunted and walked back to the uh well what was left of the car and drove out.

"So, Michael. I bet you and Henry are about the same size?" I looked from him to my husband who did not look very happy.

"I believe so yes."

"Great! I'll go get you something warm to change into." I ran up the stairs with Henry in tow. He was complaining all the way up but I ignored it.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:23 am

Is he going to be alright?" Michael asked as he came out of the rest room dressed in a nice suit.

"He'll just take it nice and easy." I nearly laughed at my use of one of his songs for my answer.

"Right." He answered.

"Sit. Heres your tea!" Ellie said with a grin.

*jackson pov*

She is going to be the death of me.' I thought as i drove the nearly killed car to mothers. 'I could see if mother will let me borrow one of the many cars she and dad have.'

I pulled into the drive way and turned off the car. I got out and walked slowly to the door. I rang the bell.

"Jackson!" Mother said opening the door. "Wheres Alu?"

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:42 am

These girls were insane. A famous singer shows up in their house and they go nuts. Which is weird since I know all the people in this house is famous in one way or another. And really where do all these mysterious men come from?

I mean come on... I could go on forever with all the men Alu's brought home. Poor Jackson. Must be terrible for him.

I'm glad Dasha wasn't like that... Well except for the whole Ben thing... I bet she's over that.

Well all the chicks have been swooning over the Bubble over here while I was the only man in the room... WTF?!

"So you have to tell us about how you two well... got into this predicament." D asked eagerly.

"It really is a funny story huh, Alu?" Michael started. Alu nodded in reply.

The girls giggled around him. I grabbed the tea pot and decided he might need something a little stronger. I walked to the kitchen to fetch him some brandy. I walked back just before he could start his story.

"You might need this, Mike." I put down the bottle as he laughed. "Maybe a little later, buddy."

Buddy eh?
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:05 pm

Jackson POV

"Forget Alu, what happened to the car?" Dad said coming up behind mom.

"Alu, thats what happened to the car." I said as i entered. "Well her and Michael Buble... I dont really want to talk about it."

"She brought another strange guy home?" Twirls said from somewhere inside the house.

"Yes." I said. "She requests the presence of her mother and any one else interested in coming over."

Aluna POV

"She found me on the side of the road... my manager was by my side... but because he gave her a tongue lashing, she stopped and kicked him out..."

"Sounds just like Alu." Ellie stated. "She kicked me out of the car once."

"You were taunting Jackson." I said. "And then you started in on Robert!"

"Well, Jackson is just fun to taunt. Robert is such a hard ass."

"Ellie!" I laughed. "Well he is."

"He so is!" B laughed.

"do you guys have anything else to do other then belittle other people of the family?" Henry asked.

"They do this all the time?" Michael asked.

"Yes." Henry answered.

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:13 am

"Hey! I'm perfectly normal! If I have censure about other family members then I keep it to myself." I say defiantly.

"What are you talking about Rana, you're crazier then I am!" Dasha shouts.

I think about it for a moment then break into a smile while saying, "True.. you guys know me so well!"

"Alright well finish the story! How did you guys drive into a lake??!"
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:10 am

"Well, we drove a bit more and then a deer came out of no where and i hadn't the time to steer out of the way. So i turned sharply to the right, hit a boulder, flipped the car,missed a few trees, and then we rolled down the side of a mountain and into the lake."

"And he walked away unscathed?" Henry asked in disbelief.

"And then the car hit the water and then the next thing i knew i was pulling the car from the water. Thank god Michael had on his seat belt... wouldn't want to have lost him."

"Amazing story." Rana said smiling.

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Sat Nov 22, 2008 2:36 am

"WOW! That was great!" I said as mom finished the story.

I laughed thinking about what that would have been like. As I imagined in my head, I laughed some more.

"I'm sorry." I coughed. Everyone was staring again.

B finally broke the silence and asked Michael, "So Michael what brings you to Forks, Washington?"

"I honestly have no idea." He replied taking a sip of brandy. "You're gonna have to ask my manager for that."

"Oh..."

"This is a pretty stupid question though..." I began, "Do you like it here so far?"

He looked about the room and smiled.

"I'm not exactly a big fan of rain... But I kinda like it here."
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:25 am

A stroke of lightning, a roll of thunder, and the sound of a doorbell all sounded and flashed at the same time.

I went and answered the door.

I opened the door and as soon as i did more lightening and thunder and one pissed off manager. I'd say that if looks could kill, I'd be dead. Literally.

"Um... Michael, Its for you!" I called.

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:23 am

I had been upstairs the whole time staring at the wall until I saw lightning, and heard thunder and the doorbell. I paraded downstairs to see what was going on, only to find some of the family huddled around a very weird faced Nana and...what was his name, that singer guy?

"What's going on?" I asked, arching my eyebrows.

Everyone looked at me incredulously.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:43 am

"Michael this is Mindy, my ... grandchild... and Mindy this is Michael." I said.

"Grandchild?" He asked.

"I'll explain later. Your manager is at my door."

"Oh."

"Hello Michael." his manager said dripping on my high quality marble floor.

"come in Bruce." Michael said.

"We don't bite... much." I sneered walking out of the hall and into the lounge.

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Thu Nov 27, 2008 2:55 am

I snorted at Nana's last statement, "Don't bite much," I muttered to myself, sniggering. I looked back at Michael.

Remember, Mindy, self control. Do not act all crazy. For the love of cheese, act like a normal person, I recited over and over again in my head.

"So...Michael..." I began cooly, "Uh...yeah...uhhh, who are you again?"

Oh yeah, real nice of you, Mindy, my mind told me again.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:11 am

Unconsciously, I smacked my forehead hard...

Michael just happened to see me and smiled.

"It's fine really..." He said to me. He then turned to Mindy with an outstretched hand, "I'm Michael - "

"Buble. Singer & Captor of Women's hearts everywhere!" His manager cut him off before he could finish.

"I was actually just gonna say 'singer' and a good friend of your grandmother's."

I smiled. He was being awfully modest. And his manager seemed uh... weird.

"Oh!" Mindy replied grabbing his hand and shaking it. "It's nice to meet you, Michael."

"And you."
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:41 am

Mindy dear?" I asked. "Why don't you go to nana's and see what is taking your grandfather so long." Mindy nodded and shot out of the house. "I swear that man is going to be the death of me."

"All of us really." Dasha laughed. " Not to mention that Mindy might one day turn and kill us all."

"Turn?" I asked.

"You know, like flip her lid... go crazy..."

"I never thought of that. Dasha go find Bruce something dry to wear... he is dripping on my carpet."

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:54 am

"Uh... okay..." I replied hesitantly. "Come on Bruce."

We headed out of the kitchen together.

"I'll come with you" Henry called out, running after us.

We walked up the stairs and headed for our room.

I bolted for the closet. Human speed of course.

"What size are you, Bruce?"

"Probably a Large." Henry replied.

I pulled out a nice grey sweater and threw it at Michael's manager.

"Try that. Bathroom's that way." I pointed to a room outside our bedroom.

As he left the room, Henry gave me his death look.

"What the hell?!"

"What?!"

"That sweater was worth a thousand euros! And you just gave it to him?"

"Lend you silly man! And I'll get you another one I promise."

"Jackson gave me that sweater."

"Dad?!"

"Yes."

"Oops."

Bruce came back in. That sweater looked good on him. He smiled looking down on the sweater.

"Looks great! I've got pants here too." I handed him pants I knew were old so Henry wouldn't bitch again.

"Thanks so much!" He replied.

"No problem."

He changed again. We headed back downstairs and heard someone screaming.

Great! Dad's home.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:10 am

"THE DAMN CAR ALU! WHY THE CAR!!!"

"The price of gas on that thing was horribly steep. Now we can get a hybrid." I said calmly.

"Alunamai, I swear to god that one of these days I'm going to ... well... leave!" Jackson said turning away from me.

"I won't be single long Jackson darling." I called with a laugh.

"THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY! YOU'D REPLACE ME THAT QUICKLY!?" He screamed some more.

"Jackson, we have company... and i highly doubt that Michael wants to hear about our problems."

"He probably thinks your from a loonie bin!"

"He's a very old friend of the family, Jackson, we grew up together in Italy."

"Canada." Michael corrected.

"Canada, Italy, same thing." I said. "Both are a country."

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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Sun Dec 28, 2008 12:20 am

[eep! I havent posted in a while.. sorry mom!]

As soon as we landed downstairs, I motioned to head back upstairs but I couldn't resist listening to all this dramarama! Only my parents could cause this much a fuss... really.

"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S ONE OF THE FAMILY BLAH BLAH BLAH! MY CAR! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!?!"

Mom rolled her eyes and murmured, "Men and their vehicles." to herself.

"I HEARD THAT!" Dad lashed out.

"Hey now." Michael interrupted. "Can we all just calm down?" *facepalm* stupid.

"DON'T YOU DARE COME BETWEEN ME AND MY WIFE YOU LITTLE WIFE-STEALER!"

"JACKSON!" Mom yelled.

"DAD!" I yelled out too.

"WHAT?!" He yelled back.

"SHUT UP!" Mom and I said together.
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PostSubject: Re: Reasons Why Michael Buble Wouldn't Stay   Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:30 pm

"Jackson, you act like we cant afford to get a new car!" I said. "And the last time i checked that was my car!!!"

"I'm not here to steal your wife." Michael said quietly.

"Yes you are, I saw you checking her out, Buble."

"Can we not start on last names Rathbone!" I screamed.

"You know what, I'm going for a drive. I'll be taking mom and dads car." Jackson stormed out of the house and then came back in and Mom handed him the keys to the car.

"Take it easy with my car!" Mom yelled.

"I'm going with him." Dad said going after him. "I'll calm him down."

"I'm so sorry Michael. He can be so... Jacksony." I said looking down.

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