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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:20 am

I like unicorns!

And I had a really weird dream last night. I was like a safari person, and I was standing at the edge of a pool, and this hippo came and pushed me into the water and drowned my grasshopper.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:39 pm

XD When I read your post Sonia, I started laughing really really hard. But I feel bad for your grasshopper. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:35 pm

XD

Wow sonia...

I dreamt about the cullens a few nights ago, but i do not remember it Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:20 am

I dreamed about edward a few weeks ago, and it was a good dream, strangely....weird
p.s. the meaning of life has nothing do with lizards, it's 42. Because Douglas Adams is cool like that (although deceased)
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:23 am

sugarrrr is niice
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:30 pm

Lol XD

SPAMMING!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:22 pm

I had a dream where I ate THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

lol, jk
but that would be weird if I did O_o


soooooooo why did the obese alligator cross the road?
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:29 pm

lol, why did the obese alligator cross the road?
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:00 pm

pshh he didn't. Did I not tell you that he was obese??

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing


hahahah! so what did you think? do I have a career in the humor business?
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:44 pm

Lol, no career in your future XD

But that was funny somehow Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:26 pm

Oddly enough, it was Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:37 pm

Lol, yuppers XD
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:21 pm

yay! I'm funny! lol not really Razz

so what've you all been up to lately?
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:39 pm

Needing sleep. Soccer, homework, orchestra, and going to school. Tis my life.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:31 pm

Um, not much for me either. Ice-skating, Synchro, and drowning in school work. *brightens up* I got an i-touch for my birthday!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:20 pm

Awesome!!!! Very Happy One of my friends has one of those, it is amazing!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:03 pm

WOWEE!!! This is a really old thread!

I was reading your post, Rana, and I burst out laughing!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:34 pm

which post? I'm always funny!
lol just kidding Razz
thnx son
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:29 pm

*giggles maniacally* obese... alligator...

Ah, good times!
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:05 pm

lol! Razz

ohh it was so cute! So my parents threw a xmas party for all of our Chicago family friends and they all brought their kids right? So this little girl- she was like 3 years old turns to me and says 2 knock knock jokes.
The fist was: knock, knock. Who's there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas Rana!
and then she said: knock knock. Who's there. love. love who? love you Rana!

it was soo cute I just wanted to shower her with kisses! lol Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:01 pm

Ahhhhh!!! Thats soooo cute!!!

I babysat last night. My god. I have two families that I am consistently working for. In one, there are two kids. They go to bed at seven, then I just read in their living room until the parents get home. I make ten dollars an hour from them.

The other family, though....

I arrive at 6:00. The parents dash out the door. Christine (she's four) Wants me to help her write a letter. I help her. Then Johnny (he's seven) wants me to draw a picture of him. Then he makes me sit really still while he draws a picture of me (it looks like a raisin with two stick legs). Then he writes "TO Sonia" On it in big letters and tapes it to my shirt. I spend the rest of the night chasing Christine around (she doesn't want to take her bath). At 8:30, I tell everyone to go to bed. Jilla (she's 9, and no trouble at all) goes and brushes her teeth and gets into bed. Christine and Johnny go to the bathroom, then lock me out because they don't want to brush their teeth. I am forced to invent the story of the Peepee monster in order to get them in bed. Once I get Christine in bed, I have to rub her back and give her a bottle of warm milk. I then leave to Johnny's room in order to read him a story. Christine screams that their is a spider in her room. I run back to her room, where there is no spider. I run back to Johnny's room, where I have to read him Thomas the Tank Engine. Christine starts yelling "Johnny! JOHNNY!" Really loudly. I go back to her room and tell her that she's making me sad, how she won't go to bed. She quiets down.

I go to the living room and pull out my book. I have ten minutes of silent reading beforte Christine comes racing out of her room, screaming, "I had a bad dream!" I look at my watch and say, "Chris, you couldn't possibly have had a bad dream. It's been ten minutes since I put you to bed!" She looks at me solemnly. "I sigh and say, "What was your bad dream about?" She hesitates, then says, "People getting hurt... and dragons..." (it's obvious she's making it up on the spot)

I take her to the kitchen and make her a cup of hot chocolate. Except that I tell her that its a magic potion to make bad dreams go away. Then I tell her that dragons are afraid of sunlight. She goes back to bed.

I start reading again. I finish my book. I pick of one of Jilla's and start reading it. It's 10:30 now, half an hour after the parents said that they would be home. I keep reading.

At 11:30, they come in. The mom throws some money into my hand and points to the door. I trudge out and walk to the subway station, then I realize it's nearly midnight. I sigh and go outside and hale a taxi. I'm forced to spend ALL OF THE MONEY I JUST MADE on that stupid taxi ride home.

And that was my night.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:31 pm

O.O

aww you poor thing! Those kids sound.... very, very.. uh interesting.
lol, I think I would I would pull out my hair in fury if I were you! I like kids but to baby-sit loud and obnoxious ones.. *shudders* you're a stronger girl than me! lol and my parents would kill me if I was outside, alone at midnight. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:29 pm

Well, I was SUPPOSED to be home at 10:30, but nooooo. They decided to see two movies instead of just one!!! My parents were asleep when I got home.

I'm good, though, because I have a bottle of mace with me at all times. And a credit card. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:00 pm

ooooh
a bottle of mace and a creeedit card!

lol, repeating what other people say makes me feel special!!

haha just kidding, sorry I am a little weird Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:25 pm

0_0

So I've noticed, Smile
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