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PostSubject: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:41 pm

I realized that not everyone is a professional in the art of spamming like myself. Leaving you newbies confused and lost in this complex and crazy world. I guess I suspected everyone would be able to just jump into spam like I did as a newbie, it just came naturally to me but that's not the case. I believe I must teach you the fundamentals. If you already know you can read this anyway and laugh at/with me or maybe you'll learn something from the master. Here commences the Spam.

Spam is a normally nasty thing that fills up inboxes, forums, mailboxes, etc., except here. Here spam is a beautiful skill in some lights that helps you to communicate in a RTG world (RTG meaning Random Thought Generator). Spam itself is random thoughts that are never truly on topic and follow nothing but your own train of thought, unfortunately all the normal people are forced to stretch their minds to become a true part of this. You may have seen spam in action on the TA or the Spam Revolution board here, or even on the other boards here. You will see all of us get very, very off topic, throwing out random thoughts that only make sense to us and us alone.

Examples: For these spamming examples we will use a conversation between Fred and Joe and occasionally Liza.

NOT Spam:
Joe: So I hear that Al Gore is making ANOTHER global warming movie.
Fred: I know! I heard that too, its all they talk about in the news nowadays. I personally believe its rubish.
Joe: Agreed. The earth goes through cycles, not global warming! Ugh. It's insane what people will believe.

That above was a very on topic conversation that made sense, below you will see the difference between that and Spam.

Spam: Level 1
Joe: So I hear that Al Gore is making ANOTHER global warming movie.
Fred: I know! Global warming is NOT real just like Ghosts.
Joe: Ghosts?! I saw a ghost yesterday!
Fred: I was just watching The Sixth Sense....wow. Intense
Joe: "I see dead people" Haha. Just like Alice can see the future!
Fred: Lawlz.

That is the most common level right there, random but some point...I think.

Spam: Level 2
Joe: So I hear that Al Gore is making ANOTHER global warming movie.
Fred:AW! POLAR BEARS I'LL SAVE YOU!
Joe: *key in superman music* I'LL SAVE YOU PENGUIN!
Fred: I'm the world's greatest superhero!
Joe: NO! ME!
Fred: Shutup.
Joe: Razz

That developed into the common one word/smiley response type of spam....good work Fred and Joe!

Spam: LEVEL 3
Joe: So I hear that Al Gore is making ANOTHER global warming movie.
Fred: WOO! I love Peter Pan!
Joe: Ahaha! Fairies! I wear superman pajamas!
Fred: I want a slurpee
Liza: SUGAR! SUGAR! MUHAHA!
Fred: afro
Liza: *throws skittles*
Joe: *tackles*

That was PROFESSIONAL spam right there. That is the level of a master! WOO!

Alright, I think you get spam now. Feel free to spam on any of the three levels here.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:13 pm

Wow I'm a spammer level 3! Exelent!!

This definition is wicked! I'm still laughing my a** off! LOL

*bows to spam queen*

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:14 pm

Embarassed Why thank you! I'm so glad. You are royalty yourself. I just rule all. Very Happy I invented spammer level 3 *pops collar* I hope everybody likes it.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:29 pm

Aha I loved it! Very Happy It's awsome!

I know I'm royalty Wink You're my daughter so that's normal that you are too Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:33 pm

True. I guess I got the gene eh? I got it supersized I think.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:35 pm

Aha I think so too Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:39 pm

Haha. Well its your fault! We need a Room 4 in this category....can I make one?
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:56 pm

Sure go ahead Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:03 am

Yay. Then I'm sleeping because my body is in overdrive.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:12 am

Lol Ok Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:14 am

Sleep....ah...
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:17 am

I DON'T WANNA SLEEP! *yawns* ... ok maybe I do ...

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:18 am

I'm so tired...*passes out* HUH? Oh hi mom.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:19 am

Hi kiddo! lol We are weird vampires aren't we? Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:21 am

We are, me and my werewolf obsession lol
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:31 am

DAMN werewolves!

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:34 am

werewolves?! ahhh gosh darnit!!
weird vampires indeed. but i'm weird too, so i can't talk.
i want chewy chocolate chip cookies! Very Happy
OR OR OR OMG ORR
a warm cream cheese bagel from Dunkin Donuts! and a Tall Caramel Frapp from Starbucks.
Yummm.....*day-dreaming*....starbucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:51 pm

I'M GOING TO STARBUCKS TONIGHT! *does an extreme happy dance*
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:06 pm

*sing song voice* ahhhhh starbuckss!!
my number ONE addiction!!! hehe
well....legal addiction....just kidding! all my addicitons are to legal substances! Very Happy
kind of like necklaces . . . i got a really pretty black one for my friend's quinceñera!!

ohh, which reminds me! I'm going to be leaving, darlinggs!!
On saturday [March 15] I'm catching a plane and leaving the country for about 20 days to celebrate my friend's Quinceñera [Sweet 15] and I won't be back till April 2 Crying or Very sad

I don't know how accesible I'll be to internet there so . . . you might not hear from me for a while! Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:37 pm

Noo!!But we barely know each other yet! Sad

Well you'll have fun Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:20 pm

I know. But you guys are fun! I like it here! Hehe.
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:30 pm

I'm glad you do Very Happy We're trying to make this place good enough so people wants to stay :d

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:48 pm

Trust me, I'm staying! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:50 pm

I'm sooo happy that you're saying that! I'm still working on here but we'll soon have something really nice! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Defining Spam.   Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:55 pm

Its already amazing Mom! Don't worry.
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